Blog Booty Call?

Oh.

Hey, Blog.

How have you been?

I know, it's been a while since I called, but I just got caught up in life, you know? Things happen. The kids are sick, the house needs to be fixed, bills need to be paid...

So...

I've missed you.

I really have.

I thought about you a lot, all the time. You know I couldn't forget you.

So, can I come over?

Spring Has Sprung!

Well, I have been so busy keeping my other resolutions that the blog has sort of fallen to the side. I lost a bunch of weight already, and have also been in a frenzy of organizing and purging and planning new projects... Don't worry, though, I have all sorts of craftiness to share!

I finally finished and sent the Giftmas goodies for my DearSis and all her awesome family. I know, I know, I know... it's March. Last year the gifts went out in May (I think?) and I didn't even have a good excuse, so I figure I'm ahead of the game!

Also, instead of some handmade and some store bought, this year I sent all handmade gifts. Hand knitted skirts for her 3 girls,

a car caddy for the nephew,

a crocheted scrubbie mitt for my sister (which was one of the fastest things I made, so I forgot to take a picture, of course) and just a gift card for BIL - by that point, I couldn't stand making anything else. Sorry, bro. You'll get homemade brownies next year. In July. ;)

So, here it is, the first day of spring, and love is in the air! The baby lambs are frolicking in the fields, and I'm starting to see calves in the pastures and smell the scents of spring. (I seem to forget every year that the first few days that are nice enough for me to open the windows are also the first few days that are nice enough for the farmers start spreading manure.) In the spirit of love, rather than manure, I whipped up this nifty little gift pillow today!

It has a zipper down the side, and is actually two small pillows with a heart-shaped space in between for your gift to hide.

To make this, you will need:

• 4 pieces of appropriately sized fabric, 2 for lining and 2 'pretty' pieces for the outside (we'll look at how to determine the size in a minute)
• batting or fiberfill
• zipper, velcro or other fastener
• needle and thread (You can hand sew this if you want a small one, or use your sewing machine for a bigger one. A zipper foot isn't necessary, but might make your life easier.)

See? Not too complex. Of course, I made it harder than it had to be. Cuz that's what I do. Make sure you read all the way down, and check out the "What I Learned" section before attempting!

The first step is to determine what size you want your pillow to be. I had a 7" zipper on hand*, so I determined that one side of the pillow needed to be at least that long. So I made a half-heart template, making sure that the outside straight line was seven inches long. I just used a paper plate to trace the curve, cut out my template, and made a few snips here and there until it looked just right. Make sure to leave an even seam allowance!

*Had I thought just a little more, I would have realized that it could have been any size had I used Velcro instead.

The pillow itself would have been more even, and the opening seam would have been almost completely hidden, like I wanted it to be. Of course, I went right ahead and used a zipper, not even thinking about the fact that a) I have only ever sewn in a zipper once before, and b) with my limited sewing skills, there was no way I was going to be able to successfully hide a zipper in a seam. But hey, live and learn, right?

My fabric was a really soft and slinky remnant that I had picked up somewhere, perfect for a pillow, but scary for me to work with. I debated for a while, and finally decided to use the freezer paper stenciling idea and just adapted it to my needs. I cut the pattern pieces out of waxed paper, then carefully pinned and ironed the waxed paper to the fabric before cutting the fabric. Worked like a charm!

I just left the waxed paper on while I sewed the lining and outside pieces together, of course remembering to leave a small hole (in the same place on each half) for turning and stuffing.

I pinned the zipper in place on the wrong side of one half of the heart. I aligned the two hearts, and pinned the second half to the other side of the zipper. Then I flipped the pillow over and topstitched the zipper in place, and all around the outside edge on both sides.

Then I stuffed* it. Not too firmly, remember. I turned and pinned my stuffing holes, then ran another top stitch all the way around to connect the other sides, making sure to catch the raw ends of the stuffing holes in my stitches. Unzip, et voila! A nifty pillow with a semi-hidden zipper to stash your love notes, or... y'know... other things.

No judgement here.

*All of the lint is from my stuffing - I used shredded socks. Seriously! Gives the pillow a nice weight, and is soft and comfy. They were bleached within an inch of their life before being consigned to the shredding bin, fyi, because I know my imaginary readers are all like "Ewwww..." right now.

What I learned from this project:

• Waxed paper is awesome.
• I could have sewn the zipper in at the same time that I was sewing the lining and front pieces together, and saved a few steps and a lot of time. I will do that, or use velcro to close the pillow, next time.

Keeping Resolutions

That's what I've been doing this year. My resolutions?

• Be more healthy. I'm not setting any weight loss goals, because I don't want to get stuck in the diet cycle, but I do want to eat healthier and exercise more. And I have been, all month so far! I even survived a dinner out @ Outback Steakhouse, under 700 calories! Yay me!
• Finish what I start. I have been trying to finish old projects, and not start new ones until the old ones are done. It's been slow going on finishing up the old ones, but the new projects I've started have been completed and not set aside. That's progress!
• Be more creative. I am trying to do at least one creative thing every day. This hasn't been as easy as I thought it would be, but it is still in my mind as something I must do, and I'm trying.
• Be more organized. Doesn't necessarily go hand-in-hand with being more creative, but - even as much as my nature is rather scattered - I am in charge of the household, and running it requires organization. Time to knuckle down and get there.
• Journal. I'll never be a daily journalist, but I have been making an effort to write down any significant happenings at least once a week. So far, so good! Hopefully, as I improve with this, I will improve with blogging a bit more regularly as well (she said, to her audience of none). Even if no one reads, this is something I enjoy and I want to keep up with it. Which goes right back to that follow-through I was talking about.
• Try new things. I have tried lentils, and chocolate salad dressing, and going to a get-together where I only knew one person. None of the results were necessarily positive, but I am still trying new things anyway. Because I will find something new and fall in love with it, eventually.

This year, my resolutions have been all about taking care of me, which is something new I'm trying, as well.

Making Christmas #3: Toy Car Tote

I was clicking through the internet one day and saw a little tote for toy cars, with pockets for the cars on one side, and a play area on the other side, that folded up and had a carrying handle. I loved the idea, and after weeks of thinking it would require much more than my feeble sewing skills, I had found enough courage to try it. So of course I couldn't find the web site again. After hours of fruitless googling, I figured that there were a few design features I hadn't been crazy about, anyway, so I would (as usual) just make up my own pattern and (of course) just wing it. And here is my version of a toy-car tote - nowhere near as cool as the original that inspired it, but super-simple to make, small and portable and enough to keep that certain little boy entertained on the go. Enjoy!

This is how to make the toy car tote I made for my nephew, out of an old shirt. First, find an old cotton shirt, or some sort of leftover fabric. I chose the shirt because it was a slightly heavier, durable cotton, but you could use any type of fabric, I suppose. This was a women's large, and I had more than enough fabric.

Next - measure and cut your fabric. I just pinned an 8 1/2" x 11" piece of craft felt to the shirt, and cut around the edge through both layers of the shirt to get 2 pieces of fabric. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. The cat even helped out.

Now you will add your "road". Pin it 2" in from one short edge on the right side of one of the pieces of fabric. You will notice I forgot to embroider the yellow lines on the road before I sewed it on - it is not fun trying to embroider them on afterwards, so if you want them take care of it before this step!

Pin one end of your elastic, and use your cars to see where you need sew down in between, like so. First one car, pin to mark it,

Then the next car, pinning to mark, and so on.

I found that 5 cars fit well on this size fabric.

Sew next to your pinned markers, going back and forth a few times to make sure the elastic is secure. Make sure you sew the edges, too. Turn your piece and sew the long edges of the "road" to your fabric.

I also neglected to put on a handle at this step, when it would have been easiest. If you have a piece of nylon webbing, that would work great as a handle. Pin one piece to the bottom, with the handle part pointing towards the center of the carrier. I know it seem counter-intuitive, but it works. Promise. Lay your two pieces of fabric right sides together, with the handle sandwiched in between, and sew down one side, along the bottom, and up the next side. Reach in, grab the handle, and turn. Ta-daa!

After that, raid your recycling bin for an old cereal or cracker box near the same size, and cut it as shown. Since I was using paper sized fabric, I just cut the front of the box to 7 x 3, 7x3, and 7 x 1-1/2.

Maybe there is an easier way to do this, but I don't know how, so this is what I did - put one piece of cardboard in to the bottom of the "bag" you made, between the two layers of fabric. Leave a small allowance so that you don't sew through the cardboard, and sew across. Insert the 7" X 1-1/2" piece of cardboard, leave a small allowance, and sew across. Add the final piece of cardboard, your second handle if you're using handles (the ends tucked in between the fabric pieces with the handle part out and pointed toward you), and fold the ends under. Pin and topstitch across to seal it shut. Sew on a button to keep it closed when it's folded up, and yay! Done! Fill it with cars and give to your favorite little boy!

Making Christmas #2 : Crafty Christmas

I made a plethora of crafty gifts for my favorite people last Christmas. These are just the ones I remembered to take pictures of.
First up, we have these adorable covered barrettes from Angry Chicken's tutorial, and soft knit curlers inspired by these. They are both for my Niece 2- whom, DearSis informed me, gets along amazingly well with her sisters when they play beauty shop.

Niece 3, who is usually the customer at 2's beauty shop, already has perfect Shirley Temple curls - but what the heck, it's just to play with, right?
The barrettes are great for wispy little girl hair, and really cute (although the tutorial ones are way more adorable than my hand-sewn versions), and I'm making myself some of the soft curlers - hopefully using them will eliminate the foul memories I have of when I would get my hair did as a kid- I still occasionally have flash backs of trying to fall asleep with those nasty curlers with the brushes inside poking my head, and the pink plastic picks that always seemed to dig in deeper the more you tried to get comfortable. Ugh.

I didn't really write a pattern, but here's a quick summary of how I knit the curlers. They're a lot of fun to make, quick knits that I mostly worked on while watching TV with DearHubs at night.

Knit Curlers

1. With any weight yarn, and double-pointed needles approximately 2 sizes too small for the yarn you are using, cast on six stitches.
2. Knit 4 rows.
3. Knit 2 stitches, bind off two stitches, knit last two stitches. Turn.
4. Knit two stitches, cast on two stitches, knit last two stitches. Buttonhole made. Turn.
5. Knit across.
6. K2tog across - You will now have 3 stitches on your needle.
7. Knit i-cord for as long as you would like ( I tried to keep it about 2 inches for my small curlers, but you could of course go longer for larger ones), keeping track of how many rounds you knit.
8. When you have reached the desired length, begin increases.
9. Kfb in each stitch for 2 rounds - you should now have 12 stitches, divided onto at least three needles.
10. Knit around for the same number of rounds as your i-cord.
11. Stuff curler with small amount of batting or fiber-fill, enough for it to be firm but not so much that the stitches stretch out. (Seriously, you only need the tiniest bit of batting for each curler. I shoved mine in with a knitting needle.)
12. Begin reducing - k3tog first round (6 stitches left), k2tog next round (3 stitches left). (If you're going to be using a button on the end, go straight to step fourteen and fifteen, and then just use the leftover yarn to sew on your button if possible. If not, weave in your ends, sew on your button and voila! You're done! Go curl your hair! If you're making this for children, like I was, continue as written, with the i-cord knot at the end rather than the choking hazards also known as buttons.)
    
13. Begin i-cord - you're going to want at least an inch.
14. Leaving stitches on needles, cut your yarn, leaving a decent tail (at least two inches)
15. With tail, thread a yarn needle and pull yarn through each stitch, sliding the stitch off the needles as you go. Pull yarn tightly and knot.
16. Now, use the tail of the yarn to help you knot the smaller i-cord at the end of the curler, clipping excess once you're done.

There you go! Now rinse and repeat, until you have a headful of these things.

This 'pattern' is so easy to customize - for bigger curlers, use heavier yarn and bigger needles; for longer ones, knit more rows; you get the idea. I like the fact that you can make these to suit yourself, rather than trying to force your head to work with the generic one-size ready-made store-bought plastic scratchy ouchy blech. Have little wispy hairs? Make a few little teeny curlers. Thick, heavy hair? Jumbo curlers it is (although you may want to wait until your hair is already mostly dry before using these - experience speaking!)

Making Christmas #1- Colored Corn

This is a fun little project.

I have seen multi-colored popcorn in the grocery store before, but I wanted specific colors. I searched the internets, but couldn't find a great tutorial, so of course, I figured I'd make one myself :) That's kind of what I do.So, if you've ever wondered how to dye popcorn, this one's for you. And just in case you were wondering, this only dyes the kernels, the popcorn will still be white.

For step one, you will need:

• popcorn
• glass jars with tight-fitting lids (I used pint canning jars, which held about 1 cup of popcorn each)
• food coloring in desired colors
• water

Fill the jars with popcorn. Make sure to leave about an inch of headspace at the top of the jar -or more, if you are using larger jars! The popcorn will swell, which can make it pack tightly in the jar and it will be difficult to get out if you haven't left some room.

Add water. I just ran enough water in the jar to cover the popcorn and fill the jar, I didn't measure it.

Add food coloring. I used about twenty drops for my pint-sized jars, but if you are using larger jars adjust the amount accordingly. You're going to want to add enough to make your water pretty dark.

Now just let it sit for about 24 hours. I shook mine occasionally, and turned it upside down for a few hours at a time, just to make sure the food coloring got everywhere once the popcorn started sucking up the water.

On to step two!

For step two, you will need:

• paper towels
• baking sheets
• oven

This is pretty straightforward. Just drain the colored wate

r (I saved mine for making another batch down the road) and spread the kernels on a baking sheet lined with paper towels. Then dry the kernels. I used the oven, set at its lowest temperature (170) for two hours, checking every twenty minutes or so. But you could also air-dry it, if you have the time and patience!

Now you have Christmas colored popcorn! Package it all pretty, and enjoy!

October Project #2 - Feeling Green

Kermit, I hate to argue with a talking frog, but it's actually not so hard being green - if you mean being green in the trendy, over- and often inaccurately- used common phraseology, that is.

I'm sure actually being green-colored would be pretty difficult. Just look at the Blue Man and what he goes through. But I digress...

This counts as a finished project because its something that I've been meaning to do for a while, but never seemed to find the time/money to do before. Thanks to my kiddo, though, I did!

Thing 1 brought home an energy-saving kit from school. It's sponsored by our local utility company, although I can't quite figure out why, and the only thing that they wanted in return was for us to fill out a brief survey about the products (like what was the flow rate of our old shower head vs. the new one, things like that). I'm all for free stuff, and stuff that will save me money, and stuff that helps to reduce our impact on the planet, so I took about an hour out of my time after the kids came home, and installed and tested all of the energy- saving items they sent us, including:

• a low-flow shower head
• a shower timer
• two 60-watt CFL bulbs
• a faucet aerator for the kitchen sink
• a glowing night-light
• a refrigerator/freezer thermometer

The longest part of the process was testing the flow-rate of the shower head and the faucet aerator, and removing the old aerator from the sink (that thing was on there tight!).

Oh, and I took a while talking DHubs out of immediately switching back to the old shower head.

He's generally supportive of my DIY urges, tendency towards frugality (okay, I'm cheap) and "hippie stuff", as he and the boys call any attempt I make to be more earth-friendly - in that he doesn't complain too loudly and restricts himself to head-shaking and loud sighing- but if it interferes with his established habits, he tends to draw the line.

And my man loves his showers.

But when I showed him the flow test results, and how it meant that we might cut our water bill in half, and promised to put back the old shower head, if after a month he decided he really hated the new one, he stopped looking at me in that special way he has that says "Woman, you are insane."

The fact that I could install everything (and talk DHubs into using it all) in less than an hour - including downtime to fetch the pipe wrench and search for the WD40, and flow-testing! - conclusively proves that it's actually pretty easy to be green.

So do it.

Seriously.

Don't listen to the frog.

Just as an example, here are some of the figures that we worked out about what we'll be saving using our new stuff.

• Low-flow shower head - Our old shower head, which I think is actually an older low-flow type, used about 2 gallons per minute. Not bad, right? I thought so. Until we installed the new one, which weighed in at using only 0.5 GPM. Seriously. So... four people taking 10 minute showers (4 people X 10 minutes X 2 GPM) would use 80 gallons of water a day, vs. the new shower head @ 20 gallons a day (4 people X 10 minutes X 0.5 GPM ), which would save us 75% of the water we would normally use on showering. Wow. And it took me ten minutes to figure this out and install it. This is the one that came in my kit, but there are plenty to choose from online, at any of the big-box stores, or your local hardware store (try there first!) for pretty reasonable prices. I used it this morning, and I actually like it better than the old one, which I often adjusted to half-strength, anyway.
• Shower timer - this may not actually save us any money/water, because I had already instituted a kitchen timer in the bathroom to limit shower times to 10 minutes (I'm not cutting down to only a 5-minute shower, and I don't expect anyone else in the family to, either!), but it may reinforce the idea so I'll take it. It's kind of fun to try to beat the hourglass, too. If you don't have a bathroom shower timer already, using one works wonders to make everyone aware of just how long they're in the bathroom.
• 2 60-watt CFL's - honestly, I'd much rather have gotten LED lights. This actually took a little thinking because it was hard for us to find two places in the house where we didn't already have CFL's installed. Luckily though, I had run short on cash a while back and got some standard lights when the CFL's in the hall died, so we replaced those. I believe the booklet we got with our kit said that a CFL uses 1/10th the energy of a standard bulb, and lasts nearly five times as long. I didn't bother with the math.
• Kitchen faucet aerator - I've actually been wanting one of these for a while. We had one on our sink in Florida and I loved it, more for the spray/flow feature and the fact that you can direct the flow wherever you like, than for the water-saving feature (we had a well in FL, and for as long as I can remember growing up in MI, so the water bill here was quite a shock!), but the water savings were quite impressive as well. Without any aerator on the sink, the water flow was nearly 4.5 GPM! With the old stock aerator (looks like it came with the faucet) it was about 3.5 GPM. With the new aerator, we are down to 1.5 GPM! Considering that I hand wash my dishes, and that the kitchen sink is the main hand sink for the house, this will make a huge difference in our water usage. I'm also looking into smaller (because this thing is bulky!) aerators for the bathroom sink. The only drawback? Takes a little while to fill the pasta pot and the dog's water dish.
• Glowing night light - We haven't really used night lights for a few years, and we already have one similar to what we got in the kit (it's a flat night light with a blue-green glowing panel, rather than a bulb), but I'm hoping to convince DH that we can use this instead of leaving the hall light on all night. We'll see.
• Refrigerator/Freezer thermometer - I'm not sure how this will save us money or energy right now, but I like being able to see that my refrigerator is 40 degrees and my freezer is 28 degrees, instead of trying to guess where on the dial is the appropriate temperature.

So, to sum up, skip the night light and CFL bulbs (go for LED's instead, replacing them gradually as the old bulbs wear out) but definitely install the shower head and sink aerator. It'll take ten minutes, and save you a bundle. Next 'green' project? I'm switching to these....