Making Christmas #3: Toy Car Tote

I was clicking through the internet one day and saw a little tote for toy cars, with pockets for the cars on one side, and a play area on the other side, that folded up and had a carrying handle. I loved the idea, and after weeks of thinking it would require much more than my feeble sewing skills, I had found enough courage to try it. So of course I couldn't find the web site again. After hours of fruitless googling, I figured that there were a few design features I hadn't been crazy about, anyway, so I would (as usual) just make up my own pattern and (of course) just wing it. And here is my version of a toy-car tote - nowhere near as cool as the original that inspired it, but super-simple to make, small and portable and enough to keep that certain little boy entertained on the go. Enjoy!

This is how to make the toy car tote I made for my nephew, out of an old shirt. First, find an old cotton shirt, or some sort of leftover fabric. I chose the shirt because it was a slightly heavier, durable cotton, but you could use any type of fabric, I suppose. This was a women's large, and I had more than enough fabric.

Next - measure and cut your fabric. I just pinned an 8 1/2" x 11" piece of craft felt to the shirt, and cut around the edge through both layers of the shirt to get 2 pieces of fabric. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. The cat even helped out.

Now you will add your "road". Pin it 2" in from one short edge on the right side of one of the pieces of fabric. You will notice I forgot to embroider the yellow lines on the road before I sewed it on - it is not fun trying to embroider them on afterwards, so if you want them take care of it before this step!

Pin one end of your elastic, and use your cars to see where you need sew down in between, like so. First one car, pin to mark it,

Then the next car, pinning to mark, and so on.

I found that 5 cars fit well on this size fabric.

Sew next to your pinned markers, going back and forth a few times to make sure the elastic is secure. Make sure you sew the edges, too. Turn your piece and sew the long edges of the "road" to your fabric.

I also neglected to put on a handle at this step, when it would have been easiest. If you have a piece of nylon webbing, that would work great as a handle. Pin one piece to the bottom, with the handle part pointing towards the center of the carrier. I know it seem counter-intuitive, but it works. Promise. Lay your two pieces of fabric right sides together, with the handle sandwiched in between, and sew down one side, along the bottom, and up the next side. Reach in, grab the handle, and turn. Ta-daa!

After that, raid your recycling bin for an old cereal or cracker box near the same size, and cut it as shown. Since I was using paper sized fabric, I just cut the front of the box to 7 x 3, 7x3, and 7 x 1-1/2.

Maybe there is an easier way to do this, but I don't know how, so this is what I did - put one piece of cardboard in to the bottom of the "bag" you made, between the two layers of fabric. Leave a small allowance so that you don't sew through the cardboard, and sew across. Insert the 7" X 1-1/2" piece of cardboard, leave a small allowance, and sew across. Add the final piece of cardboard, your second handle if you're using handles (the ends tucked in between the fabric pieces with the handle part out and pointed toward you), and fold the ends under. Pin and topstitch across to seal it shut. Sew on a button to keep it closed when it's folded up, and yay! Done! Fill it with cars and give to your favorite little boy!

Making Christmas #2 : Crafty Christmas

I made a plethora of crafty gifts for my favorite people last Christmas. These are just the ones I remembered to take pictures of.
First up, we have these adorable covered barrettes from Angry Chicken's tutorial, and soft knit curlers inspired by these. They are both for my Niece 2- whom, DearSis informed me, gets along amazingly well with her sisters when they play beauty shop.

Niece 3, who is usually the customer at 2's beauty shop, already has perfect Shirley Temple curls - but what the heck, it's just to play with, right?
The barrettes are great for wispy little girl hair, and really cute (although the tutorial ones are way more adorable than my hand-sewn versions), and I'm making myself some of the soft curlers - hopefully using them will eliminate the foul memories I have of when I would get my hair did as a kid- I still occasionally have flash backs of trying to fall asleep with those nasty curlers with the brushes inside poking my head, and the pink plastic picks that always seemed to dig in deeper the more you tried to get comfortable. Ugh.

I didn't really write a pattern, but here's a quick summary of how I knit the curlers. They're a lot of fun to make, quick knits that I mostly worked on while watching TV with DearHubs at night.

Knit Curlers

1. With any weight yarn, and double-pointed needles approximately 2 sizes too small for the yarn you are using, cast on six stitches.
2. Knit 4 rows.
3. Knit 2 stitches, bind off two stitches, knit last two stitches. Turn.
4. Knit two stitches, cast on two stitches, knit last two stitches. Buttonhole made. Turn.
5. Knit across.
6. K2tog across - You will now have 3 stitches on your needle.
7. Knit i-cord for as long as you would like ( I tried to keep it about 2 inches for my small curlers, but you could of course go longer for larger ones), keeping track of how many rounds you knit.
8. When you have reached the desired length, begin increases.
9. Kfb in each stitch for 2 rounds - you should now have 12 stitches, divided onto at least three needles.
10. Knit around for the same number of rounds as your i-cord.
11. Stuff curler with small amount of batting or fiber-fill, enough for it to be firm but not so much that the stitches stretch out. (Seriously, you only need the tiniest bit of batting for each curler. I shoved mine in with a knitting needle.)
12. Begin reducing - k3tog first round (6 stitches left), k2tog next round (3 stitches left). (If you're going to be using a button on the end, go straight to step fourteen and fifteen, and then just use the leftover yarn to sew on your button if possible. If not, weave in your ends, sew on your button and voila! You're done! Go curl your hair! If you're making this for children, like I was, continue as written, with the i-cord knot at the end rather than the choking hazards also known as buttons.)
    
13. Begin i-cord - you're going to want at least an inch.
14. Leaving stitches on needles, cut your yarn, leaving a decent tail (at least two inches)
15. With tail, thread a yarn needle and pull yarn through each stitch, sliding the stitch off the needles as you go. Pull yarn tightly and knot.
16. Now, use the tail of the yarn to help you knot the smaller i-cord at the end of the curler, clipping excess once you're done.

There you go! Now rinse and repeat, until you have a headful of these things.

This 'pattern' is so easy to customize - for bigger curlers, use heavier yarn and bigger needles; for longer ones, knit more rows; you get the idea. I like the fact that you can make these to suit yourself, rather than trying to force your head to work with the generic one-size ready-made store-bought plastic scratchy ouchy blech. Have little wispy hairs? Make a few little teeny curlers. Thick, heavy hair? Jumbo curlers it is (although you may want to wait until your hair is already mostly dry before using these - experience speaking!)

Making Christmas #1- Colored Corn

This is a fun little project.

I have seen multi-colored popcorn in the grocery store before, but I wanted specific colors. I searched the internets, but couldn't find a great tutorial, so of course, I figured I'd make one myself :) That's kind of what I do.So, if you've ever wondered how to dye popcorn, this one's for you. And just in case you were wondering, this only dyes the kernels, the popcorn will still be white.

For step one, you will need:

• popcorn
• glass jars with tight-fitting lids (I used pint canning jars, which held about 1 cup of popcorn each)
• food coloring in desired colors
• water

Fill the jars with popcorn. Make sure to leave about an inch of headspace at the top of the jar -or more, if you are using larger jars! The popcorn will swell, which can make it pack tightly in the jar and it will be difficult to get out if you haven't left some room.

Add water. I just ran enough water in the jar to cover the popcorn and fill the jar, I didn't measure it.

Add food coloring. I used about twenty drops for my pint-sized jars, but if you are using larger jars adjust the amount accordingly. You're going to want to add enough to make your water pretty dark.

Now just let it sit for about 24 hours. I shook mine occasionally, and turned it upside down for a few hours at a time, just to make sure the food coloring got everywhere once the popcorn started sucking up the water.

On to step two!

For step two, you will need:

• paper towels
• baking sheets
• oven

This is pretty straightforward. Just drain the colored wate

r (I saved mine for making another batch down the road) and spread the kernels on a baking sheet lined with paper towels. Then dry the kernels. I used the oven, set at its lowest temperature (170) for two hours, checking every twenty minutes or so. But you could also air-dry it, if you have the time and patience!

Now you have Christmas colored popcorn! Package it all pretty, and enjoy!

October Project #2 - Feeling Green

Kermit, I hate to argue with a talking frog, but it's actually not so hard being green - if you mean being green in the trendy, over- and often inaccurately- used common phraseology, that is.

I'm sure actually being green-colored would be pretty difficult. Just look at the Blue Man and what he goes through. But I digress...

This counts as a finished project because its something that I've been meaning to do for a while, but never seemed to find the time/money to do before. Thanks to my kiddo, though, I did!

Thing 1 brought home an energy-saving kit from school. It's sponsored by our local utility company, although I can't quite figure out why, and the only thing that they wanted in return was for us to fill out a brief survey about the products (like what was the flow rate of our old shower head vs. the new one, things like that). I'm all for free stuff, and stuff that will save me money, and stuff that helps to reduce our impact on the planet, so I took about an hour out of my time after the kids came home, and installed and tested all of the energy- saving items they sent us, including:

• a low-flow shower head
• a shower timer
• two 60-watt CFL bulbs
• a faucet aerator for the kitchen sink
• a glowing night-light
• a refrigerator/freezer thermometer

The longest part of the process was testing the flow-rate of the shower head and the faucet aerator, and removing the old aerator from the sink (that thing was on there tight!).

Oh, and I took a while talking DHubs out of immediately switching back to the old shower head.

He's generally supportive of my DIY urges, tendency towards frugality (okay, I'm cheap) and "hippie stuff", as he and the boys call any attempt I make to be more earth-friendly - in that he doesn't complain too loudly and restricts himself to head-shaking and loud sighing- but if it interferes with his established habits, he tends to draw the line.

And my man loves his showers.

But when I showed him the flow test results, and how it meant that we might cut our water bill in half, and promised to put back the old shower head, if after a month he decided he really hated the new one, he stopped looking at me in that special way he has that says "Woman, you are insane."

The fact that I could install everything (and talk DHubs into using it all) in less than an hour - including downtime to fetch the pipe wrench and search for the WD40, and flow-testing! - conclusively proves that it's actually pretty easy to be green.

So do it.

Seriously.

Don't listen to the frog.

Just as an example, here are some of the figures that we worked out about what we'll be saving using our new stuff.

• Low-flow shower head - Our old shower head, which I think is actually an older low-flow type, used about 2 gallons per minute. Not bad, right? I thought so. Until we installed the new one, which weighed in at using only 0.5 GPM. Seriously. So... four people taking 10 minute showers (4 people X 10 minutes X 2 GPM) would use 80 gallons of water a day, vs. the new shower head @ 20 gallons a day (4 people X 10 minutes X 0.5 GPM ), which would save us 75% of the water we would normally use on showering. Wow. And it took me ten minutes to figure this out and install it. This is the one that came in my kit, but there are plenty to choose from online, at any of the big-box stores, or your local hardware store (try there first!) for pretty reasonable prices. I used it this morning, and I actually like it better than the old one, which I often adjusted to half-strength, anyway.
• Shower timer - this may not actually save us any money/water, because I had already instituted a kitchen timer in the bathroom to limit shower times to 10 minutes (I'm not cutting down to only a 5-minute shower, and I don't expect anyone else in the family to, either!), but it may reinforce the idea so I'll take it. It's kind of fun to try to beat the hourglass, too. If you don't have a bathroom shower timer already, using one works wonders to make everyone aware of just how long they're in the bathroom.
• 2 60-watt CFL's - honestly, I'd much rather have gotten LED lights. This actually took a little thinking because it was hard for us to find two places in the house where we didn't already have CFL's installed. Luckily though, I had run short on cash a while back and got some standard lights when the CFL's in the hall died, so we replaced those. I believe the booklet we got with our kit said that a CFL uses 1/10th the energy of a standard bulb, and lasts nearly five times as long. I didn't bother with the math.
• Kitchen faucet aerator - I've actually been wanting one of these for a while. We had one on our sink in Florida and I loved it, more for the spray/flow feature and the fact that you can direct the flow wherever you like, than for the water-saving feature (we had a well in FL, and for as long as I can remember growing up in MI, so the water bill here was quite a shock!), but the water savings were quite impressive as well. Without any aerator on the sink, the water flow was nearly 4.5 GPM! With the old stock aerator (looks like it came with the faucet) it was about 3.5 GPM. With the new aerator, we are down to 1.5 GPM! Considering that I hand wash my dishes, and that the kitchen sink is the main hand sink for the house, this will make a huge difference in our water usage. I'm also looking into smaller (because this thing is bulky!) aerators for the bathroom sink. The only drawback? Takes a little while to fill the pasta pot and the dog's water dish.
• Glowing night light - We haven't really used night lights for a few years, and we already have one similar to what we got in the kit (it's a flat night light with a blue-green glowing panel, rather than a bulb), but I'm hoping to convince DH that we can use this instead of leaving the hall light on all night. We'll see.
• Refrigerator/Freezer thermometer - I'm not sure how this will save us money or energy right now, but I like being able to see that my refrigerator is 40 degrees and my freezer is 28 degrees, instead of trying to guess where on the dial is the appropriate temperature.

So, to sum up, skip the night light and CFL bulbs (go for LED's instead, replacing them gradually as the old bulbs wear out) but definitely install the shower head and sink aerator. It'll take ten minutes, and save you a bundle. Next 'green' project? I'm switching to these....

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Feeling Crumby

I know I promised to post one finished project each week in October, and I thought at the time that maybe that was a bit too ambitious, but the only way we can grow is by challenging ourselves, etc., etc., and so on and so forth. So the plan was, after a whirlwind weekend planning and executing a fun birthday celebration for Thing2, I would set myself down and finish one project before the weekend (and the whirlwind planning and executing of an anniversary celebration for DearHubs and myself).

Well, the Universe had other plans for us, and the evening of Thing2's birthday, we were blessed with a completely useless transmission in DearHubs relatively new used car. So the rest of the week was spent getting the car diagnosed, priced, and making the decision to buy a new used car, and looking for another vehicle. So please, be sympathetic and understanding, and accept instead of the glorious finished project that I had hoped for, a small, quick how-to.

How To Make Your Own Bread Crumbs

Does this seem obvious? Maybe it does, but it took me a little bit to figure out the fastest, easiest, neatest and quietest way to go about this.

But, you say, why would I bother? Bread crumbs can be bought at the store cheaply and much faster than making my own.

True, but as I tell my kids, just because you can buy something doesn't mean you have to, or you should. And besides, maybe you are out of breadcrumbs and don't want to waste the gas to go all the way to the store for a 99 cent can of breadcrumbs. That's actually how I started making my own breadcrumbs in the first place. so if you are interested, here's the quick, emergency method of making your own breadcrumbs.

You will need:

• Bread - of any kind. I have used hot dog buns and sub rolls; potato, 12 grain, and rye bread; and just plain old sliced white bread. Whatever you have is fine.
• An oven, toaster, toaster oven, or microwave.
• A heavy duty plastic bag (I have an old Malt-O-Meal cereal bag that I use over and over again for this purpose - the plastic is tough and durable, and much better than even freezer bags. )
• A rolling pin, or glass, or bottle. Or even a rubber or wooden mallet.
• A sieve or colander with larger holes.

Step One -Toast your bread. If you are using rolls, fitting them in the toaster might not work out so well, so you will want to use the oven, toaster oven, or microwave method.

• In the toaster - Toast the bread to a light-med brown, then leave it in the toaster until it's completely cool. The residual heat in the toaster will dry the bread out nicely in just a few minutes.
• In the oven or toaster oven - break your bread into chunks, place on a tray, and bake at about 350 for maybe ten minutes. Not so long that it burns. Turn off the oven and let the bread remain inside while the oven cools. (This is actually my preferred method for making bread crumbs - when I have enough stale bread that I feel I'm ready to make crumbs, I put the pieces I've collected on a tray and leave it in my oven while it preheats to cook something else. After the dinner is out of the oven, I pop the tray back in and let the bread dry some more while the oven cools down. Works like a charm, and doesn't use any extra energy!)
• In the microwave - again, break up the bread into chunks, and place on a plate. Microwave on high for 30-second intervals, rearranging as needed, until the bread becomes firm and crumbly.

Step Two - place your bread in your bag, and seal it well. I mean really well. If you think you've sealed it just fine, check again to make sure. You do not want to move on to the next step until you are sure you've sealed your bag well.

Step Three - or as I like to call it, relieving stress! Crush the bread with your rolling pin, glass, wine bottle, or mallet. Very satisfying. If your bag isn't sealed well enough, you'll find out! Crush thoroughly, but don't pulverize the pieces of bread. You want crumbs, not dust.

Step Four - Pour the bread remains out of your bag, into your colander (which should have a bowl or a tray or a plate underneath). Shake the colander gently, or stir the bread bits with your hand to encourage the crumbs to fall out. When the crumbs that are falling out get bigger, and few and far between, you're done. Mix with your desired herbs and spices, then store (or use, if you're in a hurry!) your first batch of homemade bread crumbs!

Wondering what to do with the bigger bits left over? You can re-crush them to use for crumbs, if you like, but I store them and use them as stuffing!

Please excuse the awful cell-phone picture, my camera seems to have wandered off.

And now, because I am not shy about sharing the wrong way I do things as well, let me tell you some inefficient and unhelpful ways to make bread crumbs that are not nearly as fast, easy, quiet, or neat as this.

• The first time I tried making bread crumbs, I just shredded the stale bread as small as I could with my fingers and stored it in a jar. I thought it was dried out enough, but when I went to use the bread crumbs, I had a jar of mold. Eww.
• My next attempt, I toasted and dried the bread, broke it up into bits with my fingers, and threw the larger bits into the blender to break up. The result? Flour, more or less. Eww.
• Having figured out a successful system for drying/toasting the bread, I thought maybe grating the bread with my hand grater might work. It actually worked well, the times I did do it that way, but - this method left random larger chunks in with the bread crumbs where the bread would break instead of grate; it was messy as all get-out; and also too noisy for my DearHubs. Apparently he needs to hear as well as see while watching championship baseball games on television. Pfft. Plus it takes forever.

While this isn't technically a finished project, I hope it helps at least one person out there. Off to wait for the tow truck to pick up the old new car...

Another Year Over...

I know the year's not really over yet, but it's almost October, and that's when I start planning/making/buying Christmas gifts* therefore to me, October is the beginning of the end of the year.

Anyway, it's almost October, and although thinking about how close it is to the end of the year usually depresses me by reminding me how quickly the year has gone by and how few of the things I wanted to do I have actually done, this year it has inspired me to use the next three months to finish projects that I may have began and maybe (most likely) never finished in the previous 3/4 of the year.**

So, my goal will be to post, every week of October, at least one finished project.

I hope.

October's usually a busy busy month for us, because we have three kids' birthdays, and an anniversary, and Halloween, of course, and this year we are also planning a trip to attend my cousin's wedding a few states away - but I think I can manage to finish four projects this month.

Maybe.

Wish me luck.

*Don't give me too much credit, I may start planning in October, but most gifts are frantically finished/bought at the last minute, despite my best intentions

**Or last year.

Or three years ago.

Whatever. It's all about getting things done, not judging me based on how long they've gone undone, right? RIGHT?

Doggie Beds

We recently decide to crate-train our dogs. Even though both are seniors, its been working really well (for us, anyway - the dogs don't seem to be as thrilled about it!) but the crates themselves - well, they're just ugly. And the plastic liners in the bottom of the crates were uncomfortable for my poor arthritic old dogs.

I finally decided to do what I could about it. I had priced some of the beds and cushions available, and they were either prohibitively expensive or too hard to wash and take care of. So, my pups used their ratty old dog bed and a fleece blanket.

Beautiful, huh? I had been puzzling over what to do about the problem for a while when I came across this while cleaning out a closet :

If you're not quite sure what it is, it's a foam mattress topper. We used it for the old guest bed. This one has actually been around for a while, so I didn't feel too badly about cutting it up.

I used my super- precise measuring method of looking at it and guesstimating, and cut it about an inch smaller on each side than the tray that fits in the bottom of the crate.

I also had a pretty, unmatched old top sheet that I had been keeping around, trying to find a use for. It's just a twin sheet, but it was more than enough fabric for both dog beds. I folded it in half horizontally (right sides together) and cut using the same measurements as before (that would be none) but I left an inch or so extra on either side for seaming, and cut down the whole length of the sheet to the fold. You will have some excess fabric if you do this, like so:

That extra length will be useful later on. After I cut the fabric, I simply pinned it, and stitched up both sides from the hem to the fold. Essentially, I was just making a big, long pillowcase. (These are the longest seams I have ever attempted, and they were harder to keep straight than I thought they would be, even with pins!) I turned it right-side out, lay the foam in the plastic tray, slide the plastic tray and the foam in to the case, folded the edge under the tray and slid it back into place under the crate.

Ta-daaaa!

It was greeted with muted enthusiasm, but I think it looks great.

*Edit - I used an old cotton sheet, but I will be replacing this cover - probably with some cotton duck or upholstery fabric - down the road. The sheet didn't stand up well to the dogs 'nesting' habits. On the bright side, though - my larger, more arthritic old pup now loves her padded crate and lays in there even when she's not told to.

The Misadventures of the Sweatshirt Pillow

I hate to just put stuff in a box and store it. I think that the things that are special to us should be out and used. My kiddos have a few items of clothing that are really special to them, and I am always trying to think of ways to reuse the really special ones and keep them around as long as possible. Although I'm not averse to a T-shirt quilt, I hadn't quite gotten up the courage to attempt a full-size quilt - little bite-sized projects are much more my speed - so I thought that this would be a fun way to keep Thing 1's Phillies sweatshirt (from the first game he and DH went to, when he was a wee boy of only 5!) around and useful. This isn't really a tutorial though, more like showing what can go wrong, going wrong.

What I learned from this project:

Sports memorabilia is a rip-off. This thing was so badly made it almost ruined the project, and I'm pretty sure DH paid almost $30 for it at the stadium. Grrr...

I was originally going to sew the armholes and neck closed and make a case for this small pillow Thing 1 likes to keep on his bed. But, as I planned the project, I noticed that:

• The logo was not centered on the sweatshirt
• The logo was too close to the neck for me to be able to sew the neck closed
• DH paid way too much for this p.o.s.

So, I had to improvise. I like improvising, so I was okay with that. I decided I would cut the seams out (faster than picking them) and use any excess fabric to sort of wrap around, under the neck, thereby closing off the neck hole and preserving the logo. Which is, of course, what DH paid $30 for when he bought the stinking thing.

Well, then I ran into another problem - the shirt was made for a child, so there wasn't much extra fabric where I needed it, and sewing around a stretchy circle (neck) was a bit above my skill set at the time. So, I decided to sew a square salvaged from the sleeves underneath the neck hole, and sew the sides together and be done with the darn thing. So, I cut off the sleeves and that's when I saw this:

The shoulder seams weren't straight at all! When I lined them up straight, the sides were crooked. When I lined up the sides, the shoulders were crooked! I almost cried. This had started out as a quick, easy project to finish before Thing 1 got home from school, and was shaping up to be impossible - and I had already cut apart his favorite sweatshirt. Sure, it was too small, but it was still his favorite.

Well, I managed. I had to cut out the shoulder seams and deal with the logo being off-center, but it was done and on the bed when Thing 1 got home from school that day. Barely. But he doesn't notice all the things that make me nuts about it, and when he gets tired of using the ratty old pillow inside it, I can just stuff it and sew it shut. Or maybe by then I'll have decided to tackle that T-shirt quilt.

For The Man Who Has Everything

My DHubs is a hard guy to buy for. Mostly because I am a complete sucker, so we buy him pretty much whatever he wants when he wants it rather than waiting for special occasions, partly because he has expensive tastes, and also because I prefer to make gifts, not buy them, and he's just not into that. I'm okay with that most of the time, but sometimes the stars align and he gets a homemade gift or two.

This year, it just worked out that he got 2 handmade gifts to use in his office, and he seemed to really appreciate both of them. I never get to see his office, so they may just be stuck in a drawer somewhere, but he said he liked them, so I'll just take him at his word.

One gift was the ultra-cool Baseball Bat Hanger and Stand, the second was this business card holder. I hadn't planned on making it for him, the way I had the stand/hanger, but we found out about his promotion right around the same time as Father's Day, so I wanted to give him a little something extra. I was just winging it (as usual), but here's my best explanation of how I made it.

Business Card Holder

Materials:

• scrap wood (I used an old 2x4)
• Hand miter saw and box
• Sandpaper
• wood burner, or paint (optional)

This is so simple to make, but there was some trial and error involved and the directions are not exact, so if you have any questions, please comment below.

Cut approximately 3" off a scrap 2x4.

Using the 45-degree angle of your miter box, make two cuts, approximately 1 inch in from the back and the front edge, as shown:

Please excuse my wonky paint illustrations.

Next, make a cut straight into the 45-degree notch you made, like so:

Now, simply sand the edges and decorate as you'd like. My original intention was to decoupage one of his new business cards to the front bevel of the holder, but he didn't have any yet, so I tried to wood burn the front of it instead. Because of the age and softness and heavy grain of the salvaged 2x4, it wasn't as professional-looking as I was going for, but he swears he likes it, so I believe him.

If anyone makes this, good luck and please post pictures!

Impermanence, And The Persistence of Memory

Well, as another school year starts, I came across this short piece that I wrote a few years ago. It still rings true for me, so I thought I'd share.

Today, Thing2 graduated from kindergarten. I used to think that kindergarten graduations were kind of silly and pointless - I mean, who doesn't graduate from kindergarten? You might get held back in first grade, you might drop out of school or fail classes and never graduate high school, but everyone gets through kindergarten, right?
But honestly, as I felt the pride of seeing Thing1 graduate three years ago, and again as I was watching the kids today in their paper hats, earnestly performing painstakingly memorized songs in low, stage-fright voices, it hit me that the graduation is really for the kids sake. It's a way of telling them without telling them that now their lives are never going to be the same. School is no longer going to be about tying your shoes and singing your ABC's, about sharing your crayons and having recess and snack time. From here on out, it starts to be work. You can still have fun, but that's just a benefit or a side effect, not a goal.
I was struck when one of the teachers mentioned that the kids would be graduating high school twelve years from now. Twelve years does not seem to be as long as it did ten years ago. Or fifteen years ago. Twelve years is an eye-blink, a nap, an afternoon with the kids away. I tried, but couldn't imagine, my kindergarten graduate in a cap and gown. But then again, when he was three, I couldn't imagine him being almost seven and graduating kindergarten, eager for the 'real learning' of first grade. Every age seems like the only age the boys will ever be, until I am shocked into realizing that they have grown up again.
My memory is terrible, which is one of the reasons I originally began writing - I started my first journal in fifth grade, I think; sometimes it seems like the only way to keep that moment and my impressions of it fixed in my mind for more than a few days or weeks or months. It provides me with a record to refer to, so that when my reality changes I can look back and say, this is what my world used to be. I wish I had had more time when they were little to write down what things where like, all of the little things they did and said that made up the hills and valleys of my days then. Now, all I have left of those days is a few tattered memories floating in my head, and a few often-told stories that have already acquired the impersonality of legends. I keep encouraging myself, trying to improve my memory by saying "This is something special that you will remember, the way he talks right now, the little lisp, the gaps in his smile" but I won't know if it works until years later, when I try to remember this fleeting moment...
Anyway, the point of this was that the graduation is a marker, a way to memorialize this transition of our children from our babies to big kids. For them, it's a thrill and exciting and maybe a little scary... for me, I just hug him tight and try to hold on to what he looked when he was three, dancing under the cherry trees.

Batter Up!

Have I ever mentioned how much I love my sister? She's pretty cool. My DH had a milestone birthday recently, and she was on the ball so to speak (~giggle~) and worked with me to get him a pretty awesome gift. She knew that the Things 1&2 and I were going to take him to the

Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown for his special day, so she got him a bat engraved with his name and a message.

He absolutely loved it (I knew he would, because I had to work pretty hard to distract him from buying one for himself while we were in new York!) and he immediately wanted to display it, but... we had no way to hang it.

There are hangers available out there, as well as display stands. Some of them are all fancy and laser-engraved, and some are even reasonably priced, but I hate buying something that I know I could make myself. I searched the internet to see if I could get some tips on how to make one, but for once the internet failed me! I found not a single thing about making them, just ads to buy one. I was amazed,because they seemed so simple to make. Well, I cleaned up my rarely used basement workshop, and the spiders and I spent some quality time together while I figured out how to make a baseball bat hanger for my dear DH.

I just used what I had available, and as usual I was completely flying blind, but I'll explain it all as clearly as I can and give you my suggestions for doing it better than I did.

The holiday coincided with DH getting a promotion at work, so I also made him a business card holder for his desk. That was pretty simple, so I'll throw it in, too.

Baseball Bat Hanger or Stand

I designed this to do double duty, since DH's office has cement walls and he can't hang it there, but he may want to hang it if he decides to display it at home instead.

Materials and tools:

• 4 wood screws (at least 2" long)
• Wooden board. I used an old 2x4 I salvaged. For both the holder/hanger and the business card holder, I used less than a 3ft length.
• Jig saw
• Drill with standard bits
• 2" paddle bit
• Sandpaper
• Wood glue
• Wood burner, felt, picture hangers (all optional)

Okay.

This is my first attempt at a tutorial slightly more than basic, so bear with me, and feel free to ask questions in the comments section below.

First, measure, measure, measure! My brain hurt from all the math I was doing, because I'm one of those people that just eyeballs things. So, this was definitely outside my comfort zone.

Measure the neck of the bat (handle? Not a sports person, sorry) just under the knob at the end, and the widest part of the barrel. A flexible tape measure, like for sewing, will give you the circumference, but mine went MIA just when I needed it so I used a ruler to measure the width, and just used that number. It worked out fine.

I used centimeters because doing fractions gives me hives, and got 3 1/2 cm for the neck measurement, and 6 cm for the barrel.

So now I know that the parts I cut out (where the bat will rest) need to be at least 6 cm long, but I added some length for stability. I believe the final measurement I went with was 10 cm, but this ended up being a bit too thin, and when I was jigsawing the base where the barrel of the bat would rest, it broke. This was probably partly because I was using an old board, but I would recommend doubling your largest measurement, which would be (because bats are pretty standard) 12 cm.

Cut 4 pieces of your 2x4 to this length. One will be notched out for the top of your bat, one will be notched for the bottom, one will be the backing to the top and the last one will be the backing piece to the bottom.

Still with me? Okay, here we go. More measuring. Deep breath.

Take one of your cut pieces and mark the center by using a ruler to make an x from corner to corner. Determine what you want to be the front of your piece and draw a line from the center of your x to the front of your piece. It should look like this:

We good?

Okay.

Now measure from each side of the line you just drew along the front of the piece, and mark 3 cm to the right and the left of the line. Use these lines to draw a curve to the center of the x that mimics the curve of the bat. I actually stood the bat on my piece of wood and traced the curve, which worked pretty well. Use your jig saw to cut out the curve you just drew. I found that cutting through the center line to the middle of the x, and then along the curve from each side to that point worked well. Sand the inside of the curve and along all the edges (except the back ones!) really well.

Almost halfway there!

Mark the center of your next piece of wood in the same way, with an x, and then draw a line to the front like before, and another to each side. Your piece will be marked like this:

Measure 1 1/2 cm to each side of the line you drew to the front of your piece and mark. Draw a line from each of these measurements to the second line you drew. Now your piece is marked like so:

Now, those of you who are mathematically sharp are saying "Hey! Our measurement was 3 1/2 cm, and that's only 3 cm wide! What gives?" Or maybe not. But this is slightly narrower because the neck of the bat flares at the end, so making this measurement narrower than where we measured means that the bat, once placed lovingly in its handmade display hanger, will be locked in securely enough to not accidentally fall or slide out.

Now, after securely clamping your wood to your work bench (found out the hard way that this is much safer than trying to hold it - ouch!) take your 2" paddle bit and place it with one edge on the center of your x, and the center of the bit on the line you drew to the front of your piece of wood. Drill about 3/4 through the piece of wood and flip it over. You should be able to see where the center of the bit has already punched through the back, so use that to center your bit (remembering to secure the wood first!) and drill through the remaining 1/4. Turn the piece back over, use your jig saw to cut along the last two lines you drew (the ones marked in red on the diagram), and sand all your edges except for the back ones.

Hooray! Almost done!

Now, spread some wood glue on the back narrow edge of your top hanger, and align with the bottom of one backing piece. Clamp and let it dry.

Apply wood glue to the back edge of your bottom hanging piece, align in the center of of the second backing piece, and let it dry (clamping this seemed awfully difficult, so I deemed it unnecessary).

After about an hour or two, these pieces should be stable enough that if you'd like, you can use wood screws to secure them. Just make sure that you drill pilot holes and countersink your screws. I would think that glue would be sturdy enough to hold them, but I screwed them together because I didn't have time to let the glue dry. Sand all the sharp edges, and decorate!

I -again, because of time constraints and because I liked the look of the salvaged wood- just used a woodburner to add DH's initials, but you could paint this or seal it and really make it look amazing. I glued felt to the back so that it would not scratch DH's desk (because I forgot to countersink my screws - again, do as I say, not as I do, I made the mistakes for you!) but if you wanted to hang this on the wall you could either screw it directly to the wall from the front, or use picture hanging hardware to hang it.

I'm worn out, I will have to post how to make the business card holder separately. Good luck and I would love to see pictures if anyone makes this!

Sister-In-Law Summer Apron Guide

My SIL is big into the holidays - she always goes all-out with the decorating, creating themes and generally making a big fuss. Christmas, Halloween, New Year's Eve, Easter, Fourth of July, birthdays - all are cause to get the house dressed to the rafters, and the people, too.

I've noticed that aprons seem to be coming back as a trend lately, and she has a few themed aprons, so I thought she might like a nice picnic apron to wear for their many backyard cookouts. Add to my inspiration a neat black and white checked shirt in the donation bag, and this apron was born.

Modeled by my nifty dress form (with my favorite Tshirt preserving her modesty), this apron looks longer than what it actually is, although it is longer than a standard apron, falling to below the knee. My SIL is pretty tall (taller than me anyway) so I made this a bit longer than I would need it, using the whole front of the shirt from just below the collar, all the way to the hem. For a shorter person or just a shorter apron, you could very easily adapt this to be a bib apron, with a tie around the neck and ties added at the lower edge where the sleeves are cut off.

Anyway, to make this, all you will need to do is find a suitable shirt. I chose this button down with a collar and a pocket (because aprons need pockets), but most any shirt should do.

First, iron the shirt. I hate ironing, and avoid it whenever possible, but this will make your job much easier.

Now, cut the shirt straight across as close to the neckline as possible, without involving the collar. Then cut off the sleeves along the seams. You can pick out the side seams, but this shirt was very ruggedly constructed, with jeans-style side seams, so I just cut them out, as well.

Pin the button plackets together, and run a straight stitch up both sides of the buttons, through the top and bottom layers. I disguised my stitches in the seams that were already there. Now your buttons look cute, but they won't come undone.

Hem your raw edges. I used a plain old ruler to make where the shoulder seams were cut out more angled rather than curved, by measuring an equal distance from the buttons to each shoulder seam and marking it, then cutting off the excess and folding it over twice and hemming.

I made the ruffle by cutting two 3" wide strips from the back of the shirt and sewing them together to make one long strip. I then hemmed the bottom edge, ran a basting stitch through the top, and ruffled it as I pinned it to the bottom hem of the apron. (Here is a great tutorial for making ruffles. It's sooo much easier than it looks!)

All that was left to do after that was to fold over about an inch of what used to be the neck of the shirt, and sew all the way across to make a casing for the waist tie, thread the tie through the casing (I used a piece of salvaged woven cotton tape, hemming the ends so they wouldn't ravel) and voila! new apron!

If you want to go the extra mile, you can add an appliqué, like I did. The fabric reminded me of a picnic blanket, so I decided a watermelon would be perfect. I just cut a triangle out of red craft felt, a semicircle out of green felt, and sewed them to one corner of the apron where it looked right. Of course, it wasn't until after I had folded it all neatly, tied it with its own strings, and taken this picture

that I realized I had forgotten to embroider the watermelon seeds. {sigh} I did get them done, in the car on the way to her house. I thought about embroidering a line of ants across the bottom, too, but decided against it.

Hope this is inspiring, and if you make a shirt apron using this idea, I'd love to see a picture of it!

Time flies like a banana...

Or did I mix that metaphor? Anyway, time flies and I do not update my blog. I wanted to, I really did, but my garden went crazy and the kiddos went back to school and I got busy spending a bunch of quality time with DH and the kiddos and the school, and... well, that's how it goes. I may not always have something to say, but when I do, it will be here.Since this is first and foremost my place to share crafty awesomeness, I will share a few of the projects I have managed to accomplish over the last year.

• I planted, harvested and dried loofahs from my own garden. It was pretty amazing - even though we had the dampest, coolest summer we've had for a long time and loofahs like hot dry weather, these things were humongous and grew like crazy all over the front of the house. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find the pictures, and even as large as the loofahs were, the fibers didn't really have a chance to develop and most of what I harvested was not usable. Maybe next time.
• I made a styrofoam deer head for my sister. It's much cooler than it sounds (or looks in this picture!) Especially since I packaged it as "Uncle Joe Bob's DIY Taxidermy Kit" :)

I have renewed my interest in sewing over this past year. My sewing machine was something that I always wanted, but when I got it, it seemed really intimidating. I have read and re-read my manual many times, though, and started out with some simple straight stitching to make some

• soother bags ( flannel bags filled with flax seed that are microwaveable and freezable for aches and pains) for part of DH's grandmothers' Christmas presents. Again, no pictures. I am awful at this, I know.

That really got my confidence up, so I made a

• modified version of this pajama bag for my niece; a
• toy car tote for my nephew; and, inspired, I even tried making myself a
• skirt out of some old ripped linen pants. (Lesson learned from this project? Pants that are a bit too big work best! Leaves a little room for new seams.)

I also

• improved on my pants patches by using my machine to do some simple embroidery on them and jazz them up a bit.
• made an apron for my SIL's birthday!

And that's just the 'soft' crafts - I also renewed my interest in woodworking and building, finally painted my hallway, and have been planning some pretty heavy yard work. Phew. Makes me tired just talking about it.
There's more, of course. But I think that's enough for now. Details to follow!